The Followers of Bal-Gora

About The Religion

Beginning Page
The Meeting of Bal-Gora
About The Religion
The Mighty Bal-Gora
The Word of Bal-Gora

The followers of Bal-Gora follow his every word and whim. It is written in the Book of Bal-Gora everything about the religion. Bal-Gora requires at least 3 things to be appeased:

-A daily prayer praising his divine wisdom
-A daily sacrifice
-A ceremony held on February 23rd commemorating his awakening

By doing these three things you keep Bal-Gora appeased. When the daily prayer begins, the prayers are dressed in gray robes. All prayers must have a shrine complete with two candles and a miniature statue of Bal-Gora. The daily sacrifice must compose of any animal besides a boar. During the sacrifice, the animal must be euthanized and its blood drained into a ceremonial cup. After the blood is drained into the cup, you must douse your body in the blood. The ceremony that commemorates the awakening of Bal-Gora and the beginning of this great religion is a time where Bal-Gora himself appears before us. It is at this time we hold a great feast of Bal-Gora's favorite dish: Roast Ox. The ox must be cooked just right to reach maximum flavor. If Bal-Gora deems the food unworthy, he smites 5 members of the religion to set an example. If he deems the food worthy, he grants all members riches upon riches. After the feast, Bal-Gora preaches to the masses before departing back into the mist.

The followers of Bal-Gora are taught to curse other religions. All other religions pale in comparison to the mighty boar God. Unlike the standard Breakfast, Lunch, Supper, the followers of the Boar God eat Numog and Vinq. Numog takes place on the time of 11:00am. During numog, you must eat ceremonial cheddar and drink the ceremonial limejuice. The only time one may miss out on numog is during illness. If you miss numog because of something other than illness, Bal-Gora casts a mighty plague on you, which turns your skin to acid and melts you. Vinq takes place on the time of 5:30pm. During Vinq, you may eat whatever you wish, except for what you ate for numog.

At ANY time, the harming or consumption of boar is PROHIBITED. Not even accidentally harming a boar is acceptable. Those who choose to harm or eat a boar are instantly teleported to the chamber of Bal-Gora, where he eats them whole. Those eaten by Bal-Gora suffer for days in the intolerable acids within his stomach, before being fully dissolved by the acids. Once this happens, your soul is forever tortured with agonizing pain.

I hope you learned a little about our religion. Remember that one day this religion will reign supreme when Bal-Gora decides it is time to wreak vengeance upon the world. Unless you are with him, you are doomed.